Residents walk by debris after 8.8-magnitude earthquake struck central Chile early Saturday in Santiago de Chile early Saturday Feb. 27, 1010, The quake hit 200 miles (325 kilometers) southwest of the capital, Santiago. Aliosha Marquez / AP
“One of the approved harsh interrogation techniques was force-feeding detainees with e-mails. That’s where they went. I never imagined you would need those e-mails. Sorry.”
“Hey, Americans, I get paid big bucks by FOX for saying these retard things. Get a load how I said, “pop some tops”. Ain’t that the cat’s meow, ya betcha?” (wink, wink)
A man who has not shown signs of being distraught and who has not had unusual political leanings or affiliations, gets into his small private plane, takes off and thirty minutes later crashes into a government building killing himself and a couple of people in the building.
His alleged suicide note appears on the Internet giving his reasons for the crash and suicide. He is supposedly upset with this particular branch of the governments for problems it has caused him personally.
Later, we learn that the pilot has a company dealing in secret government projects involving the remote control of drones, pilot less aircraft most often used by the military for spying or missile attacks.
The pilot’s acquaintance in the hangar where he parks his small plane and who also owns a plane, has worked closely with the crash pilot on some secret military projects.
This acquaintance’s company was once investigated by the SEC for its role in the suspicious number of “put options” on two major airlines, speculation that a company’s stock will fall, in the days before the planes of these airlines were hijacked and crashed into large buildings causing the deaths of thousands.
We now go to the Pentagon and learn that not only are they able to fly drones by remote control, but they can also fly any aircraft with 95% accuracy. This includes small private aircrafts or large airliners.
In another scene, we learn that, at one time, the crash pilot’s acquaintance worked on retrofitting five large modern airliners with remote controls. There were no airline logos on the planes. Otherwise, the interior of the plane was a fully functional passenger liner.
We finally learn that the crash pilot learns of his acquaintance’s involvement in the crash of four airliners into major buildings causing the slaughter of thousands.
The black ops people are alerted. The crash pilot’s aircraft is retrofitted for remote control navigation. The crash pilot is drugged and strapped into a similar plane as his with the his same markings and loaded with extra fuel containers. The suicide note appears on the Internet. The government makes no attempt to remove the note as evidence in a criminal investigation.
The airplane takes off and crashes into the government building. The pilot body is burned and thus no autopsy.
The ending serves two purposes. One, the crash pilot is silenced so he can not reveal his knowledge of the hijacked airliners and two, the new “homegrown terrorist” becomes a greater American fear making it hard for congressmen to vote against reauthorizing the Patriot Act as the vote takes place a week later.
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"We all know that the thousands of corporate lobbyists own congress. But it's our little secret. We don't want the American people to find out that we take care of our big political doners, the large corporations, first. If there's anything left, we'll throw Americans a bone. If you don't like it, eat cake!"
In 2001, George W. Bush attempted to destroy Social Security by turning the people’s money over to Wall Street. Then, 9/11 happened and Social Security was saved for the time being.
If the money had been given to Wall Street as planned, would our government have bailed out Social Security after Wall Street collapsed in Bush’s last year in office?
Remember, millions of people lost their entire retirement investments when Wall Street fell or when people like Bernie Madoff scammed them.
Republicans have been trying to do away with Social Security since it’s inception as it gives too much power to the “little” people. It gives the old and sick food, housing and medicine, which Republicans feel it makes them too strong politically.
Today, again, Republicans and some Democrats are taking up arms to destroy Social Security and Medicare.
They have trillions of dollars to throw away on stupid, unnecessary and illegal wars and trillions to give back to the wealthiest Americans in tax breaks but none of the money poor people invested for their retirement and medical care after they reach old age.
American taxpayer money is being wasted in unending wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Somalia, Yemen and others we don’t even know about yet.
Billions are given each year to the State of Israel so they can kill Palestinians.
Unnecessary billions will be spent on missiles in Eastern Europe to scare Russia and by saying they are really aimed at Iran and North Korea.
Billions are spent by the government on fake bird flu and swine flu pandemic vaccines.
Yet, there is no money - even though Americans have had this money taken out of their paycheck - to take care of the American old, poor, disabled and hungry.
Sarah Palin and other Republicans spoke of Obama’s “death panels”, but these are the real death panels. Destroying Social Security and Medicare will pronounce the death sentence of millions of old, poor, disabled Americans.
It would be genocide on a scale never before seen in this world.
This is probably why Obama and the Pentagon decided to place US missiles in Eastern Europe facing Russia, after all. The US wants to encite the Europeans by showing how dangerous Russia can be (after inciting Russia with the missiles).
George W. Bush French-kissing the King of Saudi Arabia an old family "friend"
By Chimp
Out of the 19 hijackers blamed for the attack against the United States on September 11, 2001, 14 were Saudi Arabians and the alleged mastermind, Osama bin Laden, was Saudi Arabian.
Saudi Arabia has lots of oil and most of the people are well-off and fat so they wouldn’t fight very hard if at all to defend their country.
The US has all the forces they need in Iraq and Afghanistan to swiftly overtake the small Arab country. The US would leave a small force in Iraq to protect the oil fields and a few troops in Afghanistan to protect the oil pipelines and the poppy fields.
The US could then declare Saudi Arabia the American 51st State, unless Israel objected as they may want to be the 51st and then Saudi Arabia the 52nd.
Afterwards, thousands of American missiles would be deployed to the new State of “Sabia” where they would be aimed at Iran to stop them from any aggression and to protect The American State of Israel.
This strategy would fulfill America’s wet dreams. It would be payback for the 9/11 attack. They would have complete military control of the entire Middle East. They would be defending their closest ally and new state, Israel. They would have all the oil they will need for 100 years. And, there would be peace in Bethlehem.
Former US Vice-President Dick Cheney, hospitalized on Monday after experiencing chest pain, is now "resting comfortably" at the George Washington University Hospital in Washington, his office said quoting attending doctors.
Cheney has had a long history of heart ailments which necessitated a quadruple bypass surgery with a pacemaker implanted in his heart in the past.
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The Republican God has been trying so hard to “draft” him but he keeps on getting “deferments“.
He is still too busy making money, so he still can’t join the dead.
Besides, many Republicans want him to run for president in 2012.
Maybe the prophecies for the end of the world in 2012 will come true if he is elected. Maybe George Bush was not the anti-Christ. Dodo George Bush was definitely not the president during his eight years in office, that’s for certain.
Alexander Haig asserted before reporters "I am in control here" as a result of Reagan's hospitalization due to Reagan’s attempted assassination March 30, 1981.
He said, “Constitutionally, gentlemen, you have the President, the Vice President and the Secretary of State in that order, and should the President decide he wants to transfer the helm to the Vice President, he will do so.
He has not done that. As of now, I am in control here, in the White House, pending return of the Vice President and in close touch with him. If something came up, I would check with him, of course.”
Haig was incorrect in his interpretation of the U.S. Constitution concerning both the presidential line of succession and the 25th Amendment, which dictates what happens when a president is incapacitated.
The holders of the two offices between the Vice President and the Secretary of State, the Speaker of the House (at the time, Tip O'Neill) and the President pro tempore of the Senate (at the time, Strom Thurmond), would be required under U.S. law (3 U.S.C. § 19) to resign their positions in order for either of them to become acting President.
This was an unlikely event, considering that Vice-President Bush was merely not immediately available.
Haig's statement reflected political reality, if not necessarily legal reality.
Haig later said, “I wasn't talking about transition. I was talking about the executive branch, who is running the government. That was the question asked. It was not, ‘Who is in line should the President die?’.”