Saturday, May 2, 2009

There is nothing wrong with your television set

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There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling the transmission. If we wish to make you suffer, we will make up a pandemic. If we wish to make it softer, we will tell you it’s not so bad, after all. We will control your life. We will control your fears. We can provide images that will make you cringe. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next lifetime, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great hoax. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the White House and CIA to the deepest recess of your sheeple mind.




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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hello: What a nice article which explains the American way of life (AWOL), but you forgot to add this:

After all, you are just a fat-pathetic sedentary american like most americans are who don't even read politics, philosophy and marxist books, so you don't know nothing about how to get out of your shitty fat, obese situation.

Not only we (Big Daddy, Uncle Sam) will provide Dish Satellite TV networks at affordable prices to all. But we will also give you as a tool of escapism: generic fig-bars, Walmart brand pancakes, white-breads, cheap eggs, pancake, butter, whip cream so you can indulge in your own binge-eating addicton on saturday nights in this shitty USA individualist, lonely antisocial country where only rich people have social lives

go to Wal Mart, and go to one of those big freezers full of corn-dogs, fajitas, pizza pockets, and indulge yourself tonight in the USA of boredom, if you don't eat that tempting food you will feel bored in America

at least in Guatemala and those poor countries u can get sex, but in the good old USA all we can is food-sex not girl-sex, sex is very banned in America, it's a taboo

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Anonymous said...

Hey my friend, write an article about how americans are addicted to food. And how the US corporate fascist system uses food to control American slaves.

Sunny said...

Oh excuse me....

ChimpPlanet is a "vegetarian!"

ChimpPlanet goes to the gym and works an hour , 5 days per week.

ChimpPlanet is in fine form. How else do you think he could swing through the trees with the greatest of ease?

Sunny said...

That should be "ChimpPlanet goes to the gym and works OUT an hour 5 days a week.