Friday, December 31, 2010

TSA Wants To Expand Groping Of Vaginas


"You have no idea what terrible weapons those vaginas can be. They have destroyed entire civilizations. We must be able to clamp our dirty blue gloves around those terrorist vaginas! Ahhhhh, yes...."

The TSA agent used her hands to feel under and between my breasts. She then rammed her hand up into my crotch until it jammed into my pubic bone … I was touched in the pubic region in between my labia.



jadedj said...

Tampex bombs?

Chimp said...

Hey a vagina brought down Rome's Emperor "Bigus Dickus"! The fall of the Roman Empire!