"He just looked so funny bouncing around all over the room. I never had so much fun in my life. Better than any video game." - Hearsay from friend of a friend of a friend of the cop
President Bush declares the end of major combat in Iraq as he speaks aboard the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln off the California coast, May 1, 2003. Sign behind him: "Mission Accomplished". THAT WAS OVER SIX-AND-A-HALF YEARS AGO.
"Yeah, we knew. But we wanted the Obama White House to get a black eye, even if it would cost the lives of over 300 civilians. It worked. The GOP got their best Christmas gift ever." - Official American Secret Intelligence Souse