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But OKAY, we will weigh in, since bloated maggot Rush Limbaugh is humping America’s face with slime about abortion again.
Here is Rush’s advice to the silly liberals who are upset about 2-year-old Caylee Anthony’s death: “When does the death of a child bother them? …just tell yourselves that [Anthony] just waited a couple of years to get an abortion and you’ll feel better.” Aha!
Good tip, Rush, but liberals already figured out the connection.
Dick Cheney, he is just a fictional character made up by liberals to do “bombing abortions” in Iraq, same as Rick Perry so they can kick back and watch him doing those “Mexican prisoner execution abortions,” and actually even Tony Hayward and the oil spill were liberal inventions, because they like “oil suffocation death abortions” when it comes to marine life and coastal economies in particular. Liberals are very sneaky like that, which is funny, haha.
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Hopefully, this bad publicity will cost the unrepentant Chase Bank group more than $8,000.
A 28-year-old construction worker was mistakenly thrown in jail after trying to deposit a check at a local Chase bank, and the whole ordeal ended up costing him his car and job.
KING5 reported that Ikenna Njoku of Auburn, Washington received a home buyer rebate from the IRS, which Chase Bank sent him in the form of a $8,463.21 cashier's check. When he tried to cash the check, a teller at his local Chase Bank suspected it was a forgery and took it, along with his driver license and credit card, to contact bank support.
When he arrived at the bank the next day to get his money, he was arrested for trying to cash a fraudulent check and thrown in jail.
The following day, on Friday, Chase Special Investigations realized the mistake and left a message with the police department. But Njoku ended up staying in jail until Monday morning.
In the meantime, he was fired from his job for failing to show up to work and his car had been towed from the bank's parking lot and was later sold at an auction.
A year after the incident, Chase has yet to apologize to Njoku.
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The White House said Wednesday there was no danger of an imminent attack on airplanes after reports that terror groups were mulling implanting bombs into the bodies of passengers.
The White House wanted to further scare air travellers so they stop complaining about TSA sexually harassing them during security procedures in which they touch breasts, vaginas and male organs.
The US administration warned airlines that extremist groups were considering surgically implanting explosives into people thus requiring that the TSA perform body cavity searches in the future (inside vaginas and anal cavities).
"The new TSA measures are designed to be unpredictable, like vaginal and anal cavity searches." a TSA spokesman said, adding existing methods could not detect plastic explosives under the skin.
"Measures may include the use of other screening methods such as naked pat-downs and the use of enhanced colonoscopy tools and technologies."
There have been several US false flag attempts to blow up US-bound airlines by FBI-programmed informants.
These have been created to further scare and train American travelers and to allow for demeaning and controlling pat downs at US airports of Americans including toddlers, babies, seniors and disabled.
Michael Chertoff, first director of Homeland Security, now represents the manufacturers of cancer-causing naked body scanners being bought by the US government for airports security. His personal wealth increases substantially each time terrorists threats like this one are announced by his cohort Janet Napolitano or the White House.
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Osama in hiding as Walmart greeter in Pakistan
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