PLANET OF THE CHIMPS #2

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

#zombie The top ten signs that you might be a zombie

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YOU ARE A ZOMBIE IF ...

Sign #1: If you routinely take flu shot vaccines and then wonder why you still catch the flu

Sign #2: If you find yourself watching mainstream media news, but still can't make sense of world events

Sign #3: If you find yourself mindlessly following your doctor's advice even while your sickness gets worse

Sign #4: If you automatically do what you're told by police officers

Sign #5: If you only read the front of food packages -- and not the back

Sign #6: If all your savings are currently held in U.S. dollars

Sign #7: If you believe what you were taught in public school

Sign #8: If you drink fluoridated tap water

Sign #9: If you find yourself rooting for any presidential candidate other than Ron Paul

Sign #10: If you think that Bigger Government is the way to solve the problems


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