TSA claims it will soon stop molesting little children, but not adults, veterans or senior citizens

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"God, now we're going to have a ton of ex-Catholic priests we hired quit on us since child molestation is why they joined the TSA!" - Official TSA Souse

In a policy change announcement, the TSA now claims it will soon stop molesting little children by reaching into their pants and feeling their genitals.

That we live in such a police state today where the opening line to a news story even mentions government agents molesting little children should be downright astonishing, but it's the truth.

Of course, the TSA never claimed it was "molesting" children, and it describes its policy change as a way to "screen children without using invasive measures."

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