Police in Keystone Independence, Missouri, knew just what to do when somebody called about seeing an alleged alligator not bothering anybody on some wooded property somewhere:
They drove right over and tried to kill it, by shooting it repeatedly with their rifles.
But, eventually, they figured out it was just a concrete lawn ornament. So then they shot a bunch of minority kids while hearing that music from COPS in their minds.
No, kidding! Then they probably got promoted.
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The evidence of danger was apparently concrete.
ReplyDeleteYes, it was solid.
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