Dirty Old Man Osama Bin Laden Not Only Did 9/11, But Worse, He Had A Huge Stash Of Porn (PHOTO)

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Thanks for the picture, Wonkette

Hmm, Osama bin Laden was 1) a male who 2) sat around his house all day. Whatever could he have been up to? Oh, just THE most covert masturbation sessions in all of human history.

A stash of pornography was found among the trove of evidence seized from Osama bin Laden's Abbottabad compound by U.S. Navy SEALs, according to a report confirmed by ABC News.

The existence of the pornography stash, which one U.S. official told ABC News was "huge," was first reported by Reuters.

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