PLANET OF THE CHIMPS #2

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Bristol Palin’s Facelift Was ‘Necessary For Medical Reasons’

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Sure, it seemed strange when we read famed Hollywood reproducer Bristol Palin was moving “to Los Angeles from Wasilla, Alaska” to live with two black people and will be “working” at “a job” for what will be the most fictional show in the history of American television, not the least because, as we are embarrased to know, she has been living in Arizona, not Alaska, for quite some time.

But this is more odd: Bristol Palin had all the fat sucked out from underneath her face and suddenly has a new Jay Leno chin.

This allowed her a chance to once again tap some food money from US Weekly, by denying the procedure was plastic surgery.

The problem, she says, was that her snowbilly teeth were all screwed up and her jaw was about to rot off or something. Even better!







Bristol Palin - after and before - fat was sucked out of her face






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Chimp at 9:10 AM
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