Bin Laden Was Only Thing Keeping Schwarzenegger and His Wife Together

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Oh no!

Osama bin Laden was the only guy keeping Arnold Schwarzenegger and his Kennedy wife together, and now that he’s no longer alive to counsel them about their marital issues, California’s official mom and dad have separated.

This is so sad! Bin Laden’s life may have had its ups and downs, but he was so good at marriage he had three of them going at the same time.

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