Washington’s decadent spending spree is over! There’s a new House Budget Committee Chairman in town, and his name is Paul Ryan. Maybe you’ve heard of him before, since he is the world’s most famous money-saving wizard?
(When cleaning his bunghole, Paul Ryan always uses both sides of a piece of toiler paper — and if he doesn’t have to wipe twice, he’ll use the poop-less side to blow his nose. This is just one example of his incredible thriftiness, according to Wikipedia.)
And here is more proof that Paul Ryan is magic: He believes the best way forward is to allocate an extra $8 billion to Homeland Security and the Pentagon, and then cut $40 billion from domestic agencies that waste valuable taxpayer dollars on transportation, housing, science programs, financial services and other things taxpayers are in constant need of.
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