Dick Cheney Still Has No Pulse But Is Really Enjoying Life Right Now

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HAS DICK CHENEY MELLOWED?

That is the conclusion of The New York Times, who noted that he is no longer openly calling for the assassination of Barack Obama on Fox News.

So what is he up to these days?

Sure, he no longer has a pulse, but this is Dick Cheney we’re talking about; the lack of a pulse just makes him stronger.

“While Mr. Cheney is noticeably thinner — his trademark stiff, one-sided grin now shows up on a markedly leaner face — he is returning, associates say, to his old life, including hunting and socializing.”

And hunting those with whom he socializes, surely.

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