Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Al Qaeda hatches plot to implant explosives into suicide bombers

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"We must buy more and more naked body scanners. We must be able to see what you ate for lunch. You may have eaten an Al-Qaeda bomb, for all we know. We must know..."






Actually, these are Michael Chertoff's salespeople pre-selling their new "$15 million each see all the way through you and we don't care if you get cancer" airport security machines.





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