Want A Job? Join The Army! (VIDEO)

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The slogan before the economic collapse of America was: "Want An Education? Join The Army!"







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TSA Wants To Expand Groping Of Vaginas

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"You have no idea what terrible weapons those vaginas can be. They have destroyed entire civilizations. We must be able to clamp our dirty blue gloves around those terrorist vaginas! Ahhhhh, yes...."







The TSA agent used her hands to feel under and between my breasts. She then rammed her hand up into my crotch until it jammed into my pubic bone … I was touched in the pubic region in between my labia.





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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011 TO ALL!!!

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As the Irish will say:

"In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, never in want."






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Governor Richardson: the Killing of 500,000 iraqi kids was the right thing to do (VIDEO)

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Is it because they were "brown" like your illegal Mexican immigrants, governor?





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American-Born Obama a love child?

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I am going to toss out a theory here; a theory that explains why even though Obama was born here in Hawaii why there has been obfuscation over the birth certificate. The theory involves a minor scandal Obama needed hidden, yet was too trivial to be of use to either Hillary Clinton or John McCain during the 2008 campaign.

The theory is that the true original birth certificate for Barack Obama has a different name for the father than Barack Hussein Obama, Sr. The theory is that the original birth certificate lists one Frank Marshall Davis as the father and that the young Obama was born out of wedlock (a common enough occurrence during the 60s).

If true, this connects all the facts together in a reasonable manner.

Obama grew up pretending that the man married to his mother was his biological father, and took the Obama name into politics. The revelation that mom had had an affair and that Obama was illegitimate is an embarrassment, and in a tightly contested election race a liability.

But given that Davis was from Chicago, there is no question that Obama, in this scenario, is still a naturally born US citizen. McCain and Hillary could not have used the scandal without making Obama look like a victim of dirty politics. After all, Obama can hardly be blamed for the circumstances of his conception. But his deception is intentional on Obama's part and reason enough for Kagen to block the birther lawsuits to keep the original certificate hidden.

This scenario also explains the statement Obama made in the video about how his father served in WW2, because while Obama Sr. and later Soetero were too young to serve in WW2, the far older Frank Marshall Davis did in fact serve in WW2.

This seems to make the most sense to me.

Now, we may have a lot of reasons not to like Obama, but his being a "love child" from the 60s shouldn't be one of them.







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America's newspapers explained

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Here's how to keep all that political 'news' in perspective...

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a poor job of it, thank you very much.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who is running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the American baseball scores.

10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure if there is a country, or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped, minority, feminist, gay, atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.

11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.

12. The Seattle Times is read by people who have recently caught a fish and need something to wrap it in.

Any questions?





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Homeland Security "Big Sis" Napolitano admits airport scanners don't work, only real benefit is to "scare" terrorists.

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Napolitano dismissed those results as old and questionable and said, “Let’s set those aside.” One of the real successes of the machines and procedures, Napolitano said, is that they discourage terrorists from even trying to get on planes.




WRH's Commentary:

Apparently in Napolitanos' delusional world, terrorists cannot read or surf the web.

Out here in reality, the fact is that if there where real terrorists, they could achieve their objective of disrupting travel by blowing up the security gates as well as airplanes. Or, they could sign onto the global warming cult, and convince the cities and airports they didn't need to prepare for a harsh winter, and screw up travel pretty damned good that way without needing to worry about scanners and pat-downs!







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'Israel may attack Iran's nuclear sites if diplomacy fails' (VIDEO)

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"If the Americans won't attack Iran like we ordered them to, we'll attack and then the US will have to join us to defend Israel!"










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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011 TO ALL!!!

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As the Irish will say:

"In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, never in want."





Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne!

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll take a cup o' kindness yet
For auld lang syne

And surely ye'll be your pint stowp!
And surely I'll be mine!
And we'll take a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll take a cup o' kindness yet
For auld lang syne

We twa hae run about the braes,
An pou'd the gowans fine
But we've wander'd mony a weary fitt,
Sin' auld lang syne

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll take a cup o' kindness yet
For auld lang syne

We twa hae paidl'd in the burn,
Frae morning sun till dine;
But seas between us braid hae roar'd,
Sin auld lang syne

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll take a cup o' kindness yet
For auld lang syne

And there's a hand, my trusty fiere!
And gie's a hand o' thine!
And we'll take a right gude-willie waught,
For auld lang syne

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll take a cup o' kindness yet
For auld lang syne






HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!







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Saturday, December 25, 2010

December 25, 2010: Merry Christmas!Have a safe and happy holiday.

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Yes, it's Christmas Day, but did you know that it's also National Pumpkin Pie Day? That's right, pumpkin pie isn't just for Thanksgiving, so be sure to save room for a slice!




How Pumpkin Pies Are Made






Click on PUMPKIN PIE





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Superpowers behind South, North Koreas could trigger World War 3' (VIDEO)

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South Korea admits firing first shells in row with North Korea (VIDEO)










North Korea ready to unleash 'Holy Nuclear War' on South (VIDEO)










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Boil water warning issued for South Pinellas County, St. Petersburg, Florida

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"Sorry folks, it's not Global Warming. Florida is not being flooded by the rising oceans."












A 48-inch water main broke in Largo, FLORIDA tonight, prompting a mandatory boil water warning for all Pinellas County Utilities customers living south of Belleair Road.

The warning also affects residents north of Belleair Road - if they are experiencing low water pressure.

The water main broke near 142nd Avenue and Belcher Road earlier this evening (about 6 pm - December 23). The rupture shut water service to the city of Largo, and either cut water or reduced pressure in Seminole, Pinellas Park and some beach communities.

Residents are being asked to temporarily reduce any non-essential water use.

Residents without water are asked to follow boil water precautions once service has been restored:

-All water used for drinking, cooking, making ice, brushing teeth, or washing dishes must be boiled. As an alternative, bottled water may be used.

-A rolling boil of one to three minutes is sufficient.







READER COMMENTS:

treasure island
2010-12-23 22:31:00
Cat wrote:No water _ own restaurant _ can't wash dishes

Water Shopping
2010-12-23 22:28:00
Mike B wrote:I am sure Zephyrhills Spring Water is going to make some money off this. This is the first time I will put bottled water on my XMAS Shopping/wish list. There are some utility workers who will make some money of this too. They will be making Double and Triple time working on this during a Holiday weekend.






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