A Massachusetts church is scheduled to launch a new monthly worship service - for dogs.
Calvary Episcopal Church will offer later this month its first "Perfect Paws Pet Ministry" aimed at giving area pooches and their owners improved odds at getting canines into heaven.
The Danvers church plans to hold the service on the third Sunday of every month, complete with communion for the humans and special blessings for pets. Dogs will get special treats.
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"We're not getting enough money from our regular parishioners. If this works, then we'll also have services for cats and later for birds. We're going to be the "Wal-Mart" of the chjurch business. The first one hundred dogs to our service will be guaranteed 17 virgin bitches when they go to heaven."
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