Saturday, May 8, 2010

Here’s The Official Catalogue Of Sins, From The Family Research Council

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See PDF file of sins, by clicking here






MUST MEMORIZE IMMEDIATELY

Did you pray like the dickens yesterday, on the National Day of Prayer that Barack Obama hates so much? Yeah, we forgot too.

But they say certain corners of Hell have been successfully gentrified in recent decades, so there’s always that. Anyway, there’s another prayer day, maybe, on May 23, and here’s the official Catalogue of Sins that Jesus wrote on his conservative Acer PC, via the Family Research Council. (”Lifting someone’s luggage” is missing! Phew, now that joke’s out of the way.)

Let’s explore the State & National Sins category, cuz it’s our beat, right?





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1 comment:

  1. Here they go with the flocking and fucking stuff again!

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