BP Apologizes For Ruining Your Three-Day Weekend (and the Earth)

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You know that “top kill” oil spill thing nobody really believed was working even though we had Hope, for a little while, on Friday?

Yeah, the BP guy apologized. He’s totally sorry. The new “fix” probably won’t work, either — and it might increase the bleeding crude “by as much as 20%.”

But August might be different, so hold on for August.

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