PLANET OF THE CHIMPS #2

Friday, April 2, 2010

SUCK IT UP CHRISTIANS: Obama Bigger Than Jesus

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Barack Obama is now officially bigger than Jesus, according to a new Harris poll — that’s right, a new study proves it!

The survey, conducted last month in the United States, asked Americans to name their heroes. President Obama was the clear leader, easily beating the long-dead “Jesus” of christian mythology.

Yes we can!

Another dead hero from history, Dr. Martin Luther King, took the bronze.

An African-Hawaiian, a Palestinian Jew and a Baptist are now officially the nation’s “holy trinity” of heroes. America, what a country!





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Chimp at 9:31 AM
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