What's with the big severance deals for government officials?

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I fired my lawn guy. The next day he rang my doorbell and handed me a bill.

The bill was for the next year's worth of lawn mowing.

"You don't understand," I told him. "I want you to STOP mowing my yard."

"I get it," he said. "So now you owe me for the next year's worth of mowing."

"Let me get this straight," I said. "You want me to pay you for a year of not mowing my yard, because I fired you?"

"Correctamundo. If it's good enough for those other guys, it's good enough for me."

"What other guys?"

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