REPLY FOR RACE ON CENSUS FORM : “CornFed Southern Ass”

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Southern Racists Will Declare Themselves As Such, On Their Census Forms

Good news, oppressed white slobs of the South!

This year, you can finally escape the cruel fate of being a worthless minority by declaring your Racist Heritage on the U.S. Socialist Census. Awesome?

In response to the race question on Line Nine of the form, something called the “Southern Legal Resource Center” — in no way named in such a way as to cause deliberate confusion with the name of an actual anti-racist organization, the Southern Poverty Law Center — advises sad fat confederates to describe themselves as “Confed Southern Am.” And the South Will Rise Again.

(”Confed Southern Am” is apparently as much of “Confederate Southern American” that can fit in the communist space for Americans’ race.

So get ready for many hilarious stories about the people who end up classified as “Cornfed Southern Ass,” etc., it will be so funny probably.)

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