CIA Balanced Budget thanks to Low-Cost Uzbeki Torture

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Uzbekistan – a Central Asian shithole and ex- Soviet state basket case of a country – located a wee bit below Russia

According to a scathing report published today in the International Daily, the CIA relied on military intelligence extracted from Jolly Jihadi Muslim prisoners by methods of torture at extraordinary rendition centres in Uzbekistan.

Uz-beki-where? someone shouts from the depths of cyberspace.
Uzbekistan – a Central Asian shithole and ex- Soviet state basket case of a country – located a wee bit below Russia but doubly land-locked and surrounded by a motley collection of similar basket case Islamic ‘Stans’ – including Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan and – everybody’s favourite dump of a poppy farm – Afghanistan.

Okay, let’s take a step back here for a moment. WTF are the CIA doing sending purported Islamic terrorists to Uzbekistan to be tortured for when they have Israeli’s expert Mossad Renta-Thug squad quite capable and willing to expedite the same interrogative services with even more practiced gusto?

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