PLANET OF THE CHIMPS #2

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Shut up, Sarah Palin

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When Sarah Palin was chosen as McCain's pick for vice president, I took the news with decided optimism. I reasoned that she was a good political choice. She was young, pretty, female, charismatic, and different.

Then I realized I had just described all of the qualities of a good candidate for Miss America and began to change my stance.

As the campaign went on, I quickly realized that she wouldn't have stood a chance in the Miss America Pageant.

She had the speaking ability of Miss Teen South Carolina, and about all the brains.

No, I am not impressed by the fact that she is "a hockey mom" or that she enjoys wearing lipstick.




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Chimp at 8:00 AM
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