Top Ten New Job Possibilities For Sarah Palin

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I am still shell- shocked by Sarah Palin's sudden and unexpected resignation from her job as governor of the great state of Alaska.

I wouldn't venture a guess as to what prompted the controversial diva to quit, but I will offer a few suggestions as to what her "higher calling" will be.

PORN STAR

LETTER-TURNER ON THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE

WAL-MART GREETER

TELEVANGELIST

TV PITCHMAN

TV TALK SHOW HOST

SURROGATE MOTHER

COUNTRY SINGER

WWE WRESTLER

AMBASSADOR TO IRAN

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