PLANET OF THE CHIMPS #2

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Why Won't Dick Go Away?

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Barack Obama is going to give a very important and serious National Security talk tomorrow.

But an hour before he goes on, Mr. Dick Cheney will give a speech at the American Enterprise Institute.

This speech will be about how Barack Obama will get us all killed with his cautious and pragmatic approach to sensitive national security issues.

It will be about how torture—which, by the way, was not torture—kept us safe by failing to elicit even a false confession of a link between al-Qaeda and Iraq, no matter how many times we waterboarded people who had already told us everything they knew.

It will be about how Dick Cheney broke the damn law to keep us safe, even though he didn't break any laws, because he didn't torture, when he tortured to keep us safe.




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Chimp at 2:25 PM
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