When neocons leave the spotlight, where do they go? With glass in hand, let's speculate.
George W. Bush: Chokes on his own vomit at a toga party in Paraguay. When sampled, the vomit is shown to contain tainted beef, antidepressants, cocaine, male birth control pills, stem cells and (yes) European beer, in a base of sangria. Won't get fooled again!
Dick Cheney: Lives on as a disembodied head in a tank of life-giving fluids, giving orders to the Blackwater army that has taken over the seceded "Utah/Wyoming/Idaho" Territory: "Apologize or I'll have Rambo shoot you in the face! I'm Dick Cheney, bitch!"
Condoleezza Rice: After Bush's death, finally cops to her affair with him on a top-rated Oprah Q&A. She discloses intimate details such as positions they used on the Oval Office floor and a three-way with a Secret Service stud named "Butch."
AND MUCH MORE...
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