Sasha Obama Asks Father Why He Was Acting Like Such A Pussy During Debate

 

 

 

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

 

 

.” “Daddy, how come you were being such a little bitch?” asked the sixth-grader, who told the president she was “genuinely worried” that maybe somebody had “cut Daddy’s balls off” right before he took the stage.

“What happened, Dad? Were you on your period or something? Maybe the next time you’re in front of the entire country for an hour and a half you should try not letting another man spank you on the ass like that.”


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