The federal government no longer wants to be called a "government" at all. Instead, you're supposed to refer to them as your "federal family."
Let's take a look at this family, shall we?
Father Obama
First there's Father Obama. He runs the family's finances, and that's why the entire family is irreversibly bankrupt .
Big Sis Janet Napolitano
Don't wrestle with your big sis Janet. She's the "muscle" of the criminal family, complete with bad breath and everything.
Uncle Ben Bernanke
Uncle Ben Bernanke is the dodgy white collar criminal of the family who runs an illicit printing press in the basement, cranking out counterfeit hundred dollar bills.
"Crazy" Grandpa Harry Reid
Harry Reid (US Senate Majority Leader) is that grumpy old grandpa of the family who still thinks he's running the household but has long since been labeled "demented" by the rest of the family.
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